rainmaker Totally related to basketball, but gave me a good laugh... A little boy tells his mother, "When I die, I want to go quietly in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car..."
dblref The guy in the office next to me has this saying framed on his wall. When I was in Seattle a couple of weeks ago, I saw this saying on a T-shirt at Pike Street Market and I brought it back for him. It cracks me up everytime I see it.