7 Basketball Myths

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Nope.....

Not gonna do it this time.....

Nosiree, BillyBob.....

Strength, JR, strength.....don't let them talk you into it.

Peer pressure can be a wonderful thing.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by RonRef

M&M Guy, we will leave your 3 second problems for the Viagra Board!

Is that in the Softball Forum?

(Ok, now I'm goin' to he!!)

[RonRef]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Is that in the Softball Forum?

(Ok, now I'm goin' to he!!)

Sorry about that M&M Guy that was a "low blow."

[RonRef]

My personal favorite:

"If you don't start calling that someone is going to get hurt out here."

[26 Year Gap]

Officials care who wins the game.

[Jurassic Referee]

Geeze, I go out for a coupla hours and the thread completely deteriorates.

I'm just......so damn proud of you guys!

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Of course when you do call 3 seconds the player always says

11. I was only in there for a second!

And...."I wasn't doing anything. Honest."

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Geeze, I go out for a coupla hours and the thread completely deteriorates.

I'm just......so damn proud of you guys!

Myth #17: Threads on the Basketball board always stay on topic.

Myth #18: Officials in Illinois know everything.

Myth #19: The Mariners are a Major League Baseball Team. (That one hurt, but it had to be said)

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Maybe if we moved this to the baseball side?

Hey, that post over there that I made was pretty accurate, I thought.

"If a pitcher wants to throw a pitch that drops at the plate, he puts vaseline on the ball. Conversely, if he wants to throw a pitch that rises, he puts viagra on the ball".

It's true, it's true......

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

And...."I wasn't doing anything. Honest."

And..."When I finish not doing anything I'll call you...and no I won't tell everybody about it

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

And..."When I finish not doing anything I'll call you...and no I won't tell everybody about it

It's true, it's true.....LOL.

You're going to Hell too.

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by rockyroad

Myth #18: Officials in Illinois know everything.

In my area, we don't really care about knowing everything. We usually don't remember what we had for breakfast, let alone trying to remember everything. My assignor tells me just to know the rules from this year, so that is the way I do it. Once a season begins, I no longer remember the old rule for rules that have changed.

Piece

PS: I did not shoot your dog. Use some common since, will ya?

[Bad Zebra]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

In my area, we don't really care about knowing everything. We usually don't remember what we had for breakfast, let alone trying to remember everything. My assignor tells me just to know the rules from this year, so that is the way I do it. Once a season begins, I no longer remember the old rule for rules that have changed.

Piece

PS: I did not shoot your dog. Use some common since, will ya?

I can smell the sarcasm...is a thread lockdown far behind?

[JRutledge]

Myth 100: We all care about FIBA Rules on or off this board.

Myth 200: FIBA officials can officiate better than NBA Officials (if you are not sure, refer back to Myth 100).

Myth 300: Officials in the Northwest see great basketball

Myth 400: Everyone gives a damn about what you think on a discussion board

Myth 500: Working a State Finals validates your ability as an official.

Peace

[Bad Zebra]

LOL...and here we go....