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M&M Guy Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:02am

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Nope.....

Not gonna do it this time.....

Nosiree, BillyBob.....

Strength, JR, strength.....don't let them talk you into it.

http://www.elliskaiser.com/doughnuts/machine.gif

Peer pressure can be a wonderful thing. :D

M&M Guy Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:11am

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Originally Posted by RonRef
M&M Guy, we will leave your 3 second problems for the Viagra Board!

Is that in the Softball Forum?

(Ok, now I'm goin' to he!!)

RonRef Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:19am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Is that in the Softball Forum?

(Ok, now I'm goin' to he!!)

Sorry about that M&M Guy that was a "low blow."

RonRef Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:23am

My personal favorite:

"If you don't start calling that someone is going to get hurt out here."

26 Year Gap Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:51am

Officials care who wins the game.

Jurassic Referee Fri Sep 08, 2006 02:03pm

Geeze, I go out for a coupla hours and the thread completely deteriorates.

I'm just......so damn proud of you guys!

Jurassic Referee Fri Sep 08, 2006 02:06pm

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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
Of course when you do call 3 seconds the player always says

11. <b> I was only in there for a second!</b>

And....<b>"I wasn't doing anything. Honest."</b>

rockyroad Fri Sep 08, 2006 02:06pm

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Geeze, I go out for a coupla hours and the thread completely deteriorates.

I'm just......so damn proud of you guys!

Myth #17: Threads on the Basketball board always stay on topic.

Myth #18: Officials in Illinois know everything.

Myth #19: The Mariners are a Major League Baseball Team. (That one hurt, but it had to be said)

Jurassic Referee Fri Sep 08, 2006 02:11pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan_ref
Maybe if we moved this to the baseball side?

Hey, that post over there that I made was pretty accurate, I thought.

<i>"If a pitcher wants to throw a pitch that drops at the plate, he puts vaseline on the ball. Conversely, if he wants to throw a pitch that rises, he puts viagra on the ball".</i>

It's true, it's true......

Dan_ref Fri Sep 08, 2006 02:24pm

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
And....<b>"I wasn't doing anything. Honest."</b>

And...<b>"When I finish not doing anything I'll call you...and no I won't tell everybody about it</b>

Jurassic Referee Fri Sep 08, 2006 02:40pm

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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
And...<b>"When I finish not doing anything I'll call you...and no I won't tell everybody about it</b>

It's true, it's true.....LOL.

You're going to Hell too.

JugglingReferee Fri Sep 08, 2006 03:22pm

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Originally Posted by rockyroad
Myth #18: Officials in Illinois know everything.

In my area, we don't really care about knowing everything. We usually don't remember what we had for breakfast, let alone trying to remember everything. My assignor tells me just to know the rules from this year, so that is the way I do it. Once a season begins, I no longer remember the old rule for rules that have changed.

Piece

PS: I did not shoot your dog. Use some common since, will ya?

Bad Zebra Fri Sep 08, 2006 03:28pm

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Originally Posted by JugglingReferee
In my area, we don't really care about knowing everything. We usually don't remember what we had for breakfast, let alone trying to remember everything. My assignor tells me just to know the rules from this year, so that is the way I do it. Once a season begins, I no longer remember the old rule for rules that have changed.

Piece

PS: I did not shoot your dog. Use some common since, will ya?


I can smell the sarcasm...is a thread lockdown far behind?

JRutledge Fri Sep 08, 2006 03:30pm

Myth 100: We all care about FIBA Rules on or off this board.

Myth 200: FIBA officials can officiate better than NBA Officials (if you are not sure, refer back to Myth 100).

Myth 300: Officials in the Northwest see great basketball

Myth 400: Everyone gives a damn about what you think on a discussion board

Myth 500: Working a State Finals validates your ability as an official.

Peace

Bad Zebra Fri Sep 08, 2006 03:31pm

LOL...and here we go....


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