Dan_ref Mavericks To Incorporate Machetes Into Hack-A-Shaq Defense http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49358
Jurassic Referee Well....there's nothing in the NBA rules prohibiting machetes afaik. And if you called someone for using one, that might be labelled a "game interrupter" anyway.
M&M Guy Nothing new, really...the Celtics used that defense against Abdul-Jabbar. I do want to see the diagram of the "Berserk-A-Dirk" defense though. I want to see how we might be able to use that against howler-monkey coaches.