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tnzebra Wed Mar 22, 2006 09:24am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nevadaref
Going to the hole.
Slamming it home.
Scoring.
Getting penetration.
Stuffing it down someone's throat.


That's great.......

icallfouls Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:40am

backside foul
thumping (really pertains to jerseys)
"and 1"
held ball
going to the rack

not sure if this is one, but when vitale says it, it sounds dirty

dipsy-doo, dunkeroo

Stripes33 Wed Mar 22, 2006 01:38pm

How about these. Facial and packed.

crazy voyager Wed Mar 22, 2006 02:09pm

I just got to tell you a story then. We have an instructor who have a trick to help us remember the four golde rules of officiating.
1. Box in
2. Look for the hole
3. Penetrate
4. Move constantly
So he told us this story (directed to boys for obvious reasons :p )

You're going into a bar, you look around. "Alright, any nice girls?". Then you're boxing in.
Then you select one and start a date, and invite them home. Have a drink or what ever, and well, when you get to the more sexual part I think the rest makes sence :rolleyes:
Look for the hole
Penetrate
and Move Constantly

I'll never forget the rules for sure :D

zebraman Wed Mar 22, 2006 02:16pm

You know, I'm not one who ever complains about off-topic threads or threads that take a humorous turn. Nor am I easily offended. But this whole thread is kind of like bad junior high humor. Can we get rid of it?

Z

PGCougar Wed Mar 22, 2006 02:32pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by zebraman
You know, I'm not one who ever complains about off-topic threads or threads that take a humorous turn. Nor am I easily offended. But this whole thread is kind of like bad junior high humor. Can we get rid of it?

Z

I dunno Z, I think the thread started somewhat lower than junior high humor to begin with and rapidly descended from there. ;)

mplagrow Wed Mar 22, 2006 02:41pm

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Originally Posted by PGCougar
I dunno Z, I think the thread started somewhat lower than junior high humor to begin with and rapidly descended from there. ;)

Gotta admit, I teach Junior High, and I'm sure they'd be getting a kick out of this. Are ALL referees this repressed and immature? I know I am.;)

canuckrefguy Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:45pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by zebraman
You know, I'm not one who ever complains about off-topic threads or threads that take a humorous turn. Nor am I easily offended. But this whole thread is kind of like bad junior high humor. Can we get rid of it?

Z

Yes. And while we're at it, we'll get rid of:

Davisms
Squirrels
fishnets
Red Sox threads
short jokes
fat jokes


Shall I go on? :rolleyes:

Snake~eyes Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:25am

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Originally Posted by canuckrefguy
Yes. And while we're at it, we'll get rid of:

Davisms
Squirrels
fishnets
Red Sox threads
short jokes
fat jokes


Shall I go on? :rolleyes:

Davisms are about the only good thing on that list. You can toss everything else.

Rita C Thu Mar 23, 2006 02:03am

I can't get past your handle.

You've seen the email that shows how you only need the first and last letter to read a word?

Well, what word to you think I see when I see "canuckrefguy"?

Rita

Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Thu Mar 23, 2006 05:41am

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Originally Posted by rainmaker
Well, on this site, we used to call it "banging" to give a T to a coach. It just started feeling weird to me to talk about banging this coach and banging that coach and how many coaches have you banged this year. I managed to get it changed to "whacking". THere may still be connotations, but they're not quite as lascivious.


I love "whacking" a coach. It just fits in with my Godfather lifestyle. :D

MTD, Sr.


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