Tonight, I was victum to "the chant"

"I'm blind"
"I'm deaf"
"I wanna be a ref"

Since the coach outwardly complained, the entire student section decided to get on me. Even though coach later told me he knew all along I was right. I thought the whole thing was pretty funny.

I get the blind part, but what's the rub in being deaf?

That sort of stuff is music to my ears.

We've got a rope
We've got a tree
All we need is
A referee!

Ahhhh, to be in high school again :)

He's kind of Fat,
He's kind of Slow,
Hide the single moms,
The Ref is J.Crow.

Nuts and Bolts...
 

...WE...GOT...SCREWED.

Elevator - Elevator...
 

...WE GOT THE SHAFT

My patch stands for: I Am A Blind Official

From Referee Magzine
 

Is this your cellphone?


Because it has three missed calls!