Solo Officiating

[JCrow]

George Thorogood - I Ref Alone


I Ref alone, yeah
With nobody else
I Ref alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I Ref alone
I Lead and Trail myself

Every morning just before breakfast
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and a good Fox 40
That's all I ever need

Because I Ref alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I Ref alone
I make eye contact with myself

The other night I laid sleeping
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up the Rainmaker
And her partner Jurassic Referee

And we Reffed alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I Ref alone
My partner is myself

The other day I got invited to a tourney,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my 1995 Rulebook
I just read and read.

And I reffed alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I ref alone
I call Blocks and Charges by myself

My Assignor done give up on me
He says he has no trust
The only one who will hang out with me
Is good 'ole Cameron Rust

And we Ref alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I Ref alone
I beckon the subs in by myself