New Year's Resolutions

[Mark Padgett]

Here's mine (top 5 only)

1. Give coaches a lot of slack unless, of course, they open their mouth

2. Check for nipple rings before each game, but not in the stands

3. Always back up my partner, unless he or she is a jerk

4. Use more Davisms

5. Break my personal record of throwing out the head and assistant coaches from both teams in one game (I'm not quite sure how I can improve on that - but I'll think of something - maybe get the trainers also next time)