What have you got when...

...one player looks like she's trying out for the synchronized swimming team when she's on defense?

...the ball never gets thrown in quickly, because the in-bounder always has to fix her hair first?

... one coach wants a time-out for the players to repair the little drawings on their cheeks?

... one team spends warm-up time making sure all their hair-do's match?

... the game includes 196 held balls, 5 apologies for fouls, and a dance lesson?

... there are players named Pookie, Ibo and Fritz all on the floor at the same time?


The answer of course, is freshman girls. My first one this year was last night. It was a lot of fun, but I don't miss the years of doing it every night.

You've got every one of my Saturday mornings in rec for the past 15 years.

I was going guess the '06 Red Sox but you already gave away the naswer.

BTW, how much money you think Jack Damon is gonna get for his shed locks? And yes, it's Jack Damon from now on...his new team's policy does not allow any players to go by a name suitable for a little leaguer.

I would guess he'll get a couple grand less than what he sold his soul for.

Uh-oh, looks like we have another Sawx Fayn on the forum!

Only 85 more years left to go, B&LI!

:D