Eating before the game

[Jurassic Referee]

If we can, we, as a crew, try to get to the game early and do a little tailgating. Fire up the bar-b-que, have some burgs, ribs and brats along with the five alarm chili. That takes care of our protein requirements. Then we wash 'em down with a few cold grain-based libations for the health-conscious amongst us. It's a great atmosphere to do your pre-game in too-- much better than some stinky old coaches' dressing room. This procedure seems to foster the intangibles that comprise "team unity" somehow. I recommend it highly.

Of course, we do put up barbed wire to keep the fans and other riff-raff out.

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