We're told not to do this. If they want to get in touch with the association, it's up to them. We're not to help them in any way.

Pull out your camera phone, take their picture and say; " stop now or I'm going straight to the police". shrug, maybe they'll stop, shrug

True story - partner spoke to a crazy lady who harrassed us during the entire game and called us "pieces of garbage" afterwards who needed to be reported.

Partner (with a deep southern accent) - Ma'am, I'll certainly give you my name, but my parents were Russian immigrants so I have a name I'll have to spell for you:

Y-u-r-i D-u-m-m-b-i-c-h

She wrote it down and never figured it out. She actually called our assignor and told him that the Russian official and his lousy partner should never work again.

Sounds like Yuri had used that line before. :D

Other possible names to give unruly parents:
Davide Stern
Alfred E Neuman
Pat O'Brien
James Naismith
and my favorite - Willie Wonker

As long as we're staying "clean" here -
Chuck Roast
Pete Moss
Bob N. Forapples
Russ Etpotatoes

(for Juulie)
Sue Baru
Barb Wire
Polly Wanacracker

If you really want to throw somebody off, give them any name you want, but begin it with "Special Agent".

OK Padgett, now ya done it...

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Here's one that fits the topic:

Complaint Line Operator: Xavier Breath

The best is still the Marx Brothers lawyers: Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

Yes, Yuri had that bullet in the chamber, just waiting for the right opportunity to use it.

Tom and Ray use them, too.

Cheatem, Swindlem, and Screwem.

:D