stupid remarks by fans and wittier comeback responses by the official

[aussie_ref]

Here a couplke from my collection
" Player complains thats a foul i say it aint nothing unless i call it"

" I call a foul then theres a timeout a player whos been bugging me a bit comes up to me and says u callled that on the wrong player i say i wont call the technical foul on the wrong player"

"Player get all up in my face complaining i say get out of my face or ull go (whilst doing a pretty cool hand signal)"

"Assisant coach stands up and complains i say take a seat or take a hike"

Cheers
F.F.A.B.A ( future federation of australian basketball associations always be a dream)