stupid remarks by fans and wittier comeback responses by the official

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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
"Hey ref - want to borrow my glasses?"

"Why? They're not doing you any good."

My response would have been.

"No Thanks, I don't want to watch this awful game either".

Heard this the other day.

Player dribbles the ball into the defender and balls goes out of bound. Official call Out of bounds.

Dribbler yells out, "Where's the foul".

Officals goes "Yes you're right "Charge""