"He's got......"

[Mark Padgett]

Last night, 8th grade boys rec. As I approach the circle, I ask the boys if all their jewelry is off - earrings, watches, necklaces, bracelets, tongue studs and belly button rings.

A2 points at B2 and says, "He's got nipple rings." Everyone laughed. It turned out these guys are buddies and go to the same school. B2 answered, "I guess your mama told you."

I told them that was enough and we started the game, but I was still chuckling.