I just read this on the Sport's Guy's column on ESPN.com. I aplolgize if its been posted already and I missed it.

Why did Ron Artest leave the floor early?

He wanted to beat the crowd.

I'm always the last one to hear jokes, so I laughed uproariously! Thanks!

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NICE!!

On Leno or Letterman I heard this one:

It was so cold today that Ron Artest went into Starbucks so someone could throw hot coffee on him.

I also heard this one, very much off topic but we need Juulie to keep up:

Martha Stewart recently had an interview where she told the reporter that people have no idea how difficult it is to be a woman in prison during the holidays. A few days later Scott Peterson said "Tell me about it."

Thanks for sharing...

I really wish that the judge does not sentence him to die.