Best lines to a coach!

[Smoothieking]

I work girls V and JV team camp in the summer. There are only 1 or 2 other trained officials there. The rest of the refs are players from the college team that hosts the camp. The coaches are told to worry about coaching their team and not the refs' calls. Some of the coaches try to get on my case about a call. I tell them "Coach, I'm not telling you how to coach your team, so stop telling me how to ref this game."