Some coach comments that got my attention:

Coach to player on floor: "Yes you did travel! Now get back in the game and shut up!"

Coach to player during timeout: "Waddaya mean it was out of bounds off them??!! Next time box out and the referees won't need to make a call!!"

" No you can't set a screen and be moving into that guy!"

Designated spot throw in,
the thrower releases the ball, and B1 deflects it back into the thrower's hands, he catches it. "out of bounds, B's ball"

A's coach:

"It's our ball, B caused it to go out"

Uh, ref18,
Wouldn't that be something dan would not like to hear? ;)
mick