Originally posted by. . .????? WHEN A CAT IS DROPPED IT ALWAYS LANDS ON ITS FEET. WHEN TOAST IS DROPPED IT ALWAYS LANDS ON THE BUTTERED SIDE. I PROPOSE TO STRAP BUTTERED TOAST TO THE BACK OF A CAT..........THE TWO WILL HOVER, SPINNING INCHES ABOVE THE GROUND.
Ahhhh, a Steven Wright fan
THAT'S WHO SAID IT, I WAS WONDERIN, I'D SEEN IT A COUPLE PLACES AND FORGOT WHO.