Do It Yourselves ...
 

https://twitter.com/i/status/1619482110477357056

“I would like to take this opportunity to remind all fans, and I should’ve done this a lot earlier, shut up!” The WIAA is always looking for officials, and since you do such a good job from the stands, get on the floor, wear a striped shirt, and do it yourselves.”

https://news.yahoo.com/shut-yourselv...212735268.html

I sometimes think that we should say this, but of course, it would be very unprofessional, but I could still admire somebody else for saying what I'm thinking.

Also Unprofessional ...
 

"I don't come to your place of business and criticize you."

"You call that snaking a drain? I've seen better snaking on a Florida reptile farm. Where did you get your plumber's license, at Sears? My blind grandmother could do a better job snaking without her cane. Snake it both ways. Don't give up your day job ... wait ... I'm being told ... it is his day job? Never mind."