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stan-MI Fri Oct 17, 2003 09:12am

Yesterday during a girls varsity game, I had a player stop me as I was moving to administer a baseline throw in. She said, "Wait, my bra came loose." While I was processing what she said, she ducked between me and the wall, said "Don't move," and - I'm told - proceeded to lift her shirt and rehook it. I couldn't direct her to the bench because I didn't dare turn around. All the while, her teammates were shouting, "We can see you!" and "You don't even need one!"

I couldn't blow my whistle before the throw in because I was laughing too hard.

Indy_Ref Fri Oct 17, 2003 09:35am

Sounds like she needed Juulie's "encapsulated" bra!

Stan, thanks to all the good information you receive from this forum, you could have suggested that to her!

rainmaker Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:57am

Varsity!?!? Merciful Heavens! I suppose it wasn't the favorite to win state this year. From now on, I guess you should be carrying one of those cool striped beach cabanas!!

Chin Ref Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:24am

When I was still in Canada, I once gave an approx.15 min. t/o to the team with only 5 players, because one lady needs to breat feed her bady.

Chin Ref Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:25am

Sorry, wrong spelling: it should read: breast feed her baby

ChuckElias Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:26am

The closest I've come to this (the bra incident, not the breast feeding :eek: ) was when a girl of African American descent lost her hair weave in the middle of the lane while jumping for a rebound. She didn't realize it and after the action had moved to the other end of the court, her teammates pointed at the furry object on the court, laughing hysterically. I have to admit, I smiled, too. Poor thing was embarrassed, tho.

Dan_ref Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:39am

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The closest I've come to this (the bra incident, not the breast feeding :eek: )...her teammates pointed at the furry object on the court, laughing hysterically.

Hmmm...maybe it's because you live north of the Milford-Albany line but it's been my experience that something described as a "furry object" does not quite fit in with the topic at hand...errr...under discussion.

Jurassic Referee Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:51am

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Originally posted by ChuckElias
The closest I've come to this (the bra incident, not the breast feeding :eek: )...her teammates pointed at the furry object on the court, laughing hysterically.

Hmmm...maybe it's because you live north of the Milford-Albany line but it's been my experience that something described as a "furry object" does not quite fit in with the topic at hand...errr...under discussion.

Nope!! Nada!! No way!! <b>NOT GONNA DO IT!!</b>

Dan_ref Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:58am

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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by ChuckElias
The closest I've come to this (the bra incident, not the breast feeding :eek: )...her teammates pointed at the furry object on the court, laughing hysterically.

Hmmm...maybe it's because you live north of the Milford-Albany line but it's been my experience that something described as a "furry object" does not quite fit in with the topic at hand...errr...under discussion.

Nope!! Nada!! No way!! <b>NOT GONNA DO IT!!</b>

Hey, what's going on...this little button aint working right anymore...must be a problem in the wires...give me a second I'll get back to ya...

:D

Junker Fri Oct 17, 2003 12:19pm

I was a weekend tournament in Minnesota walking out to inbound the ball after the period break. A middle school girl asks me (she's on the blue team) who was getting the ball. I of course respond, "blue ball". She proceeds to tell me how much she loves blue balls for the entire walk to inbound the ball, they're her favorite and so on. I pretty much laughed myself through the entire quarter.

Jurassic Referee Fri Oct 17, 2003 01:59pm

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Hey, what's going on...this little button aint working right anymore...must be a problem in the wires...give me a second I'll get back to ya...

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yeah,right. Now I post an appropriate gif or picture....and I'm outa here!

Indy_Ref Fri Oct 17, 2003 02:02pm

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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
Hey, what's going on...this little button aint working right anymore...must be a problem in the wires...give me a second I'll get back to ya...

yeah,right. Now I post an appropriate gif or picture....and I'm outa here! [/B]
Do it and we'll let ya know!

Dan_ref Fri Oct 17, 2003 02:04pm

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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
Hey, what's going on...this little button aint working right anymore...must be a problem in the wires...give me a second I'll get back to ya...

yeah,right. Now I post an appropriate gif or picture....and I'm outa here!
Do it and we'll let ya know! [/B]
:D just don't forget to leave your email address so we can tell ya what happened!

Jurassic Referee Fri Oct 17, 2003 02:15pm

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Do it and we'll let ya know!

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just don't forget to leave your email address so we can tell ya what happened!

[/B][/QUOTE]Is this what you guys are trying to tell me?

http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/balls.jpg

BigDave Fri Oct 17, 2003 08:25pm

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Originally posted by ChuckElias
The closest I've come to this (the bra incident, not the breast feeding :eek: ) was when a girl of African American descent lost her hair weave in the middle of the lane while jumping for a rebound. She didn't realize it and after the action had moved to the other end of the court, her teammates pointed at the furry object on the court, laughing hysterically. I have to admit, I smiled, too. Poor thing was embarrassed, tho.
This happened to me last year as well. Thought a damn squirrel had got into the gym. :)


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