Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. (Post 1019093)

Conservation of Momentum for a Two Particle System: p1 = p2, where p1 = m1v1 and p2 = m2v2, therefore m1v1 = m2v2 and v2 = (m1v1)/m2. Let m1 be greater than m2. t is time, and (t)i is t before the contact between m1 and m2. (t)f is t after the contact between m1 and m2. From v2 = (m1v1)/m2, v2 at (t)f will be greater than v2 at (t)i. If m1 is significantly larger that m2, and at (t)i v1 is significantly larger that v2,, then v2 at (t)f can be significantly larger V2 at (t)i. Therefore, it is possible for a slight bump by Player #1 against Player #2 can send Player #2 into the third row.

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 1019094)

Not only did Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. blind me with science (with apologies to Thomas Dolby), but now I'm deaf, and dumb, or, at least, dumbfounded, and totally bored to death. Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. is certainly a pretty sharp guy, but he ain't no Bill Nye The Science Guy. Who would have guessed that someone could be more boring than Carl Sagan, may he rest in peace?

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Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. (Post 1019097)

Carl Sagan and I share the same birthday!

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 1019099)

Both eighty-two years old, and never been kissed. But Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. has one up on Carl Sagan, Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. isn't dead, at least, we don't think so. It's hard to tell because he takes so many of those damn naps. Mark T. DeNucci, Jr. always has to hold a mirror up to of Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.'s mouth to see it he's still breathing.

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 1019099)

... Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. isn't dead, at least, we don't think so. It's hard to tell because he takes so many of those damn naps. Mark T. DeNucci, Jr. always has to hold a mirror up to Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.'s mouth to see it he's still breathing.

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 1019102)

The odd part is that while he's holding the mirror in one hand, he's holding Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.'s Last Will and Testament in the other hand, while saying, "C'mon, baby needs a new pair of shoes".