OT - but kind of funny
 

We just had a new resident move in to the assisted living center where I now reside. Small dogs are allowed here and he has one - a miniature poodle. What's so funny? The dog's name is "Shaq". The guy told me that Shaq is his favorite professional athlete, so that's why he gave the dog that name. Oh yeah - there's one more item that makes this even funnier - the dog's a female. :eek:

Does Your Dog Bite ???
 

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Ya' know I saw Shaq once. I thought I would be a wise guy so I pointed to his head and asked him how the weather was up there. He said, "It's raining" and then he spit on me. :eek:

Golden Showers ...
 

Were you 100% sure that is was just spit?

It was kind of like this -