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Old Tue Feb 03, 2009, 01:20am
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Old Tue Feb 03, 2009, 03:24am
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My wife and her expert game-fee snatching abilities would disagree with you.
Amen, brother...preach it!!! Are our wives related, by chance?
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Old Tue Feb 03, 2009, 12:23pm
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Probably not

they just attended Umpire's Wives training at the same academy. Like mine.
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Old Tue Feb 03, 2009, 12:35pm
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Speaking as a former....

Divorce and Trial Attorney (over 3000 unsatisfied and pissed off customers-I could not get the judges to serve up the other spouse's head or *** on a platter for them).

The sooner men who want to stay married learn that what's hers is hers and what's his is hers, the easier it will be to be a married man.

I say (write) this sort of tongue in cheek but for many it is the absolute truth.

Joke: Why do divorces cost so much? Because they are worth it.
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Old Tue Feb 03, 2009, 01:53pm
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My old friend (an umpire) recently got married for the first time. Here's how he described his wife: "She's cute, she's patient, she's a great cook, she barely speaks English---she's perfect!"
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Old Tue Feb 03, 2009, 03:43pm
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The sooner men who want to stay married learn that what's hers is hers and what's his is hers, the easier it will be to be a married man.
My ex-wife's definition of community property:

What's hers was hers. What's mine was hers, and what's ours was hers except for the boat - and I had to pay her for her half of the boat...
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