I'm not sure I know what they look like.

Amen, brother...preach it!!!:) Are our wives related, by chance?:eek:

Probably not
 

they just attended Umpire's Wives training at the same academy. Like mine. :D

Speaking as a former....
 

Divorce and Trial Attorney (over 3000 unsatisfied and pissed off customers-I could not get the judges to serve up the other spouse's head or *** on a platter for them).

The sooner men who want to stay married learn that what's hers is hers and what's his is hers, the easier it will be to be a married man.

I say (write) this sort of tongue in cheek but for many it is the absolute truth.

Joke: Why do divorces cost so much? Because they are worth it.

My old friend (an umpire) recently got married for the first time. Here's how he described his wife: "She's cute, she's patient, she's a great cook, she barely speaks English---she's perfect!"

My ex-wife's definition of community property:

What's hers was hers. What's mine was hers, and what's ours was hers except for the boat - and I had to pay her for her half of the boat...