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BigUmp56 Wed Jun 25, 2008 02:27pm

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Originally Posted by wadeintothem

This is just sad what you guys are reduced to once HS ball ends.

Yep, Legion ball, Mickey Mantle, Connie Mack, Babe Ruth are all not even worth working in the Summer.


Tim.

Rich Wed Jun 25, 2008 02:40pm

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Originally Posted by wadeintothem
You know guys, fast pitch softball has real tournaments going on. With real players and real coaches and everything. You guys could probably work your way up to the 18Golds etc after a few years.

This is just sad what you guys are reduced to once HS ball ends.

I'd rather eat lead-based paint, lick Chinese toys, and gouge my eyes out with a sharpened spoon than work softball.

RPatrino Wed Jun 25, 2008 03:19pm

FYI, Rich, ASA requires using an ice pick for eye gouging. Your evaluation will be dinged for not following protocol.

Jurassic Referee Wed Jun 25, 2008 05:15pm

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Originally Posted by wadeintothem
You know guys, fast pitch softball has real tournaments going on. With real players and real coaches and everything.

How come they don't get real umpires too?:confused:

I've always wondered that......

mbyron Thu Jun 26, 2008 07:04am

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
How come they don't get real umpires too?:confused:

I've always wondered that......

:D

Rich Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:58am

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Originally Posted by RPatrino
FYI, Rich, ASA requires using an ice pick for eye gouging. Your evaluation will be dinged for not following protocol.

Do I have to gouge in a particular style? Do I have to separate the gouge and the scream?

MrUmpire Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:27am

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Originally Posted by RichMSN
Do I have to gouge in a particular style? Do I have to separate the gouge and the scream?

From what I've seen, I believe you have to scream first, then, with arm fully extended, icepick in hand with pointy end facing backwards, move your head rapidly forward ramming eye into the pick.

Failure to follow the prescribed procedure to the letter may result in not being allowed to gouge any more eyes in the future.

Best check with your local ASA chapter first.

SanDiegoSteve Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:27pm

Hold on a minute here...is this a Metal handled ice pick league, or a Wood handled ice pick league? Do they use the D.G. (Designated Gouger)? Are the hands part of the ice pick?:confused: :cool:

Welpe Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:44pm

Don't forget about the Non-Approved Ice Pick List.

RPatrino Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:50pm

Welpe is right, better check the approved Ice Pick list, last i heard it was 100 pages long. And don't forget the new DG/FLEX rule.
BTW, I was asked in 2006 if I was interested in doing ASA games, I have yet to return the call.

Rich Thu Jun 26, 2008 01:17pm

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Originally Posted by Welpe
Don't forget about the Non-Approved Ice Pick List.

If you buy from anyone other than the ASA, it's not approved. Thanks for the reminder.


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