Garth
 

Hey Garth,

I stole your "story" on Saturday at a tournament when I had a catcher shake his head after being asked if the pitch I called was really outside...it worked like a charm! Thanks!:cool:

"Son, we're like family back here. You and I are the only ones dumb enough to wear the tools of ignorance and stand here and let people throw baseballs at us. Like family, we keep our disagreements between us. If you feel the need to take our disagreements outside the family, there's likely to be a divorce and one of us will have to leave. Do you understand what I'm suggesting?"

I hope Garth doesn't mind if the rest of us use this story :D