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GarthB Fri May 04, 2007 11:43am

Heard at Coco Expo
 
Skip has been whining in the dugout about the same low curve. He's been warned to knock it off, but comes out to b!tch in the third inning.

Skip: "You can't call that a strike."

Ump: "It's a good pitch, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t. It's damn near in the dirt."

Ump: "It's in the zone, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t and you know it."

Ump: "Time to go Gilligan."

Skip: "And why f#$K are calling me "Gilligan"?

Ump: (Using the big finger ejection)" 'Cause you ain't the Skipper anymore!"

David B Fri May 04, 2007 02:07pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by GarthB
Skip has been whining in the dugout about the same low curve. He's been warned to knock it off, but comes out to b!tch in the third inning.

Skip: "You can't call that a strike."

Ump: "It's a good pitch, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t. It's damn near in the dirt."

Ump: "It's in the zone, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t and you know it."

Ump: "Time to go Gilligan."

Skip: "And why f#$K are calling me "Gilligan"?

Ump: (Using the big finger ejection)" 'Cause you ain't the Skipper anymore!"

Now that's funny, thanks for the laugh.

David

mick Fri May 04, 2007 06:41pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by GarthB

Skip: "And why f#$K are calling me "Gilligan"?

Ha! <IIIIIII>

Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Fri May 04, 2007 07:15pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by GarthB
Skip has been whining in the dugout about the same low curve. He's been warned to knock it off, but comes out to b!tch in the third inning.

Skip: "You can't call that a strike."

Ump: "It's a good pitch, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t. It's damn near in the dirt."

Ump: "It's in the zone, Gilligan."

Skip: "That's horsesh!t and you know it."

Ump: "Time to go Gilligan."

Skip: "And why f#$K are calling me "Gilligan"?

Ump: (Using the big finger ejection)" 'Cause you ain't the Skipper anymore!"


Garth:

Couple of questions: What took you from Spokane, WA? How do you like the facilites at Cocoa Expo? And have you met Larry "Torch" Torchia of Merritt Island? Torch had to be the ump in the above conversation.

MTD, Sr.


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