Authentic MLB Umpire Pants
 

I just came across two pairs of the following:

Authentic MLB Fechheimer/Logo Athletic Plate Pants Size 39x32 with the logo on the left upper thigh (Actual Pants of a MLB Umpire - name embrodiered on inside tag of pants) - $49
Authentic MLB Fechheimer/Logo Athletic Base Pants Size 39x32 with the logo on the left upper thigh (Actual Pants of a MLB Umpire - name embrodiered on inside tag of pants) - $49

Email me directly [email protected] or call me 586-530-6795. First come, first serve.

Do we want to know how you just happened to find them?

Do they still have the stains on them, too? :eek:

whats the name on them?

It's a secret. Buy the pants, you get the name.:cool:

A 39" waist requires a fair amount of material.

Gosh, do ya think? Wow, you must be related to The Amazing Kreskin!

How does a guy explain losing two pairs of pants?:D

Couldn't have said better myself, SDS - Especially for LLUMPDan13

Sal, ever thought that someone might be more interested in the pants if they knew the name;)

Nah, this teaser will just send the JSB scurrying off to Google the waist-sizes of every MLB umpire so they can speculate. ;)

Dan, please allow me to 'splain this to you:

The attraction of the pants is that they are authentic MLB pants. That the name is embroidered on the inside tag is not what is important. That only goes to validate that they are authentic. I does not (or at least should not) matter who's pants they were.

They are for wearing to look super-cool on the ball field, not to hang on your bedroom wall inside a glass frame.

Don't waist your time SDS, the young cub just doesn't get it. Now I know why he won't make his name public - if I was that naive, I would hide my identity as well. By the way LLUMPDAN13, they are Nestor Chylak's pants :eek:

Not possible Sal, hes dead. Now, what are you talking about making my name private??? :confused:

So he didn't wear pants while he was alive ?

LOL! Everyone knows that Nestor wore a toga (plus armor while on the Trojan plains).

Well now, seeing as how Logo Athletic was not even on the drawing board during Nestor's career, I'm guessing that Sal is pulling Dan's leg again.

REALLY ?????? :rolleyes:

I hope you know Sal your pants wont sell. who wants to buy authentic umpire pants that you wont tell whos they were. Their names were listed on the MLB site, so whats so private about it? Also did you just happen to "come across" those National League umpire shirts you were selling too on ebay. :)

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Dan, Dan, Dan.....

I explained this once. If I were a size 39 waist, I'd jump all over these pants, regardless of who they once belonged to. They are pants which: A) were not worn out, since they are constantly being replaced with new ones, and B) were actually worn in major league baseball games. That is what the attraction is to them, not who used to own them. A MLB umpire used to wear them. Isn't that enough for you?

So much wisdom from a moron who didnt know that shin guards are sold in sets.

:D :D :D :D

They are?? :p

Try this: http://www.phpbbcity.com/forum/index...mforum=umptalk

You might feel more comfortable.

He's already found a little refuge there. Thanks for the plug!


Tim.

No problem. I'm sure he fits in well.

I've wondered if anyone understood your reference. Maybe if you add the baseball connection of a homer?

Fit in? He's got the potential to be a super moderator.:D

I just know I'll be sorry for asking, but what is a shout box?

I'm glad you asked. A shout box is a small feature of a phpbb message board that allows registered members of a given forum to quickly type in a few words of wit and wisdom that will be displayed on the homepage. You have to have at least some semblance of a sense of humor, and not be one to take yourself seriously to enjoy one though.


Tim.

I just KNEW that you'd be the one to comment on this, mon frère! While I appreciate your suggestion, I'm not sure I should be the one to mentor others. I'm afraid you've discovered my Achilles heel, and I expect you'll be hectoring me about it for the rest of the odyssey of this thread.

Or were you talking about "The Simpsons"?

I think I'm about to be ill-iad.

I don't know why anyone would be interested in having a used pair of pants once belonging to a MLB umpire.

Can I get an amen from the bobbleheads?


(apologies to Rich :D)

There are a lot of MLB umpire groopies here. They memorize their numbers, speculate on which minor league umpire will get the call, have fanasty umpire leagues, etc.

I guess the next logical step would be to wear their used pants. Either that or staking out there house, rooting through their garbage, and finding out what they had for breakfast before a playoff game.

To each his own, I guess.

:D
Sal, did you already go through the pockets?

JJ

I almost expected to see this in the notice from Sal:

MLB Umpire pants, cleaned: $50

MLB Umpire pants, not cleaned: $100

Sorry Johnny, I already took the "indiclicker", plate brush, dip can, a couple old pay stubs and some seed shells out of the pockets from my last game. Those items are not included but can be purchased separately ;)