:eek: :) :D :cool:

"I Want To Talk About Tee" - based on the lyrics of "I Want To Talk About Me" by Toby Keith:

We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about Tee
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about Tee
I wanna talk about Tee

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
Your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about Tee
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about Tee
I wanna talk about Tee

You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about Tee

I wanna talk about Tee
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about Tee
I wanna talk about Tee

:D

ha HA! SDS, that's one of the funniest things you have ever posted :D

With all the umpires around here, Tim, who have gone to the GD system, I'm surprised it's holding you back over there. I see many, many of my fellow NCAA umps using the GD system, and that includes my D-I through D-III peers.

With apologies to Toby Keith - and SDS and Tee
 

We talk about your dreams and your self-advancement schemes,
Your cheesy high school teams and your SPF creams,
We talk rodent life forms, with ethics clearly de-formed,
About sitches that are abnorm, and weather that is too warm.

We talk blues in every guise, and every shape and size
The partners you despise and that one you bludgeoned and chained and threw into - er, uh, . . .
We talk 'bout quitting GD, and your latest CP,
And your useless TDs, with tertiary VD . . .
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about Tee
Wanna talk about He
Wanna talk about Number One
Oh my oh me
What Tee thinks, what Tee likes, what Tee sees, and He sees, and He seeeeeeees . . .
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about Tee (Tee . . . Tee . . . Tee)
I wanna talk about Tee-ee-eeeeee

Wow, I humbley tip my hat!