Coach...how can you talk like that to a lady? I had thought so much more of you. I can't believe how crass you are. Oh, wait a minute....."paid"....you wrote "paid" I thought you wrote lai......never mind.

Garth,

Neither my wife nor my girlfriend (Oops!) will "bet" with me on baseball rules questions any more. Unlike Kris's boyfriend, I wasn't smart enough to let them "win" every now & then. ;) Live & learn.

JM

I've remained married to my first and only wife for thirty-two years by recognizing who the smart one really is.

Garth,

Actually, my wife and my girlfriend are the same person. We're just coming up on 20. I'm still not sure who's smarter - I just try to do what I'm told. She also knows quite a bit about the rules of baseball; the price of being married to me I guess.

She also tells me I shouldn't post after midnight - because sometimes I'm kind of "mean" when I do. She's right, of course, yet still I do.

JM