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GarthB Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:43pm

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Originally posted by drumbum565
It was a Father's Day Barbque at my unlce's house for my entire family.
Yeah, we know. Great place to pick up chicks, huh?

mbyron Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:24am

Re: Re: wow
 
Quote:

Originally posted by GarthB
It's really easy. If his father married his (the father's) sister than he would be both his father and his uncle since he is his mother's brother. Equally, his mother would also be his aunt. And his girlfriend would be his sister and his first cousin, once removed. His children would be toothless banjo pickin' nephews and nieces as well as sons and daughters.

See?

Yes! Thank you, I'd completely ignored becoming an uncle by marriage.

His girlfriend is his first cousin since she's the daughter of his aunt and uncle, right? She's not "once removed," since she's not the child of a first cousin.

Garth, we'll make this thread intelligible and interesting yet! Maybe not worthwhile, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad...

Jurassic Referee Tue Jun 21, 2005 04:37am

Quote:

Originally posted by GarthB
Quote:

Originally posted by drumbum565
It was a Father's Day Barbque at my unlce's house for my entire family.
Yeah, we know. Great place to pick up chicks, huh?

Now.......<b>that</b> was funny!

LMan Tue Jun 21, 2005 07:16am

Troll feeding is over, the zoo is now closed, thank you for your interest :D

mcrowder Tue Jun 21, 2005 07:51am

What's wrong with picking up chicks at the family reunion... if she ain't good enough for family, she ain't good enough for anyone, right?

;)

(PS - dumbbumb - that last post was much better. Run 'em through spell check if you have to.)

ChrisSportsFan Tue Jun 21, 2005 08:28am

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Originally posted by drumbum565
It was a Father's Day Barbque at my unlce's house for my entire family. Whats with the Redneck jokes. Geez
Exactly! Jes cus I tawk an tipe funney dont meen ima redneck,

Carbide Keyman Tue Jun 21, 2005 09:43am

Pass the Advil !!!!!
 
I have to lie down in a darkened room after reading anything crumbbum posts.

Butt, heze allmost intellimigent enuff too posted on McGriffs. Most off dem rite jest liked himm.


Doug

aevans410 Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:15am

Hell you guys are better than I am. I didn't even get through the wall of text.

drumbum565 Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:32am

Ok, will you guy's just quit taking shots at me? I wrote 3 posts like that. Now will you pleasae get off my back?

ChrisSportsFan Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:42am

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Originally posted by drumbum565
Ok, will you guy's just quit taking shots at me? I wrote 3 posts like that. Now will you pleasae get off my back?
I would like to exstend my sincerest apaloge,

mcrowder Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:44pm

Guys, he's made an effort to listen to our criticism and react positively to it. Give the guy a break already.

Drumb - you may need to develop a little thicker skin round here. :) If you take EVERYthing as a shot at you, you'll quickly get frustrated. ALL of us (self included) have been shot at when making a particularly bad post.

umpduck11 Sun Jun 26, 2005 07:51pm


Hukked on fonix....wurkt fer mi !!!!!

largeone59 Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:31am

drumbum, take the ribbings with a light heart.

with that being said:


Q: What do you call fast food at drumbum's house?

A: Hitting a deer at 55 mph.

drumbum565 Mon Jun 27, 2005 01:37am

lol

I just don't get the redneck stuff.


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