Rather, wait until the play is over, call the trainer to wake up Bubba, and instruct the official scorer to write E4 as the reason B1 is safe at first.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~` Being as this play is FED ball, would you not call time for the incapacitated player and award BR first? I know you wrote this section tongue in cheek, just calling em as I see 'em......LOL