[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by Dan_ref

My name is Moishe and I'm here to say
I'm the Jewish rapper and I'm gonna have my day
My brother's from New Yawk and he loves to eat his lox
My uncle is from Haifa he wears sandals with his sox

When I was a baby they took a piece of me away
Not to worry baby there's plenty left OK
When I was older they Bar Mitvahed me a man
Gave me lots of money now I gots me a plan

Work hard in high school get a perfect SAT
Apply to the best of the university
One thing's fer sure I aint gonna make the team
'Cause I'm just a Jewish rapper and I aint no coach's dream.

Tov m'eod.