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					Originally Posted by CecilOne  Best one this weekend. A team had 2 or 3 particular spectators, apparently parents, making dumb and annoying comments and complaints,  loudly of course. About the 3rd inning, the 1st base coach turns to me and says:
 "In my next life, I'm coaching a team of orphans".
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 I had a college coach tell me her ideal team would be two Canadians and 12 orphans.  I asked "Why the Canadians?"  She said, "Their parents are just glad to be somewhere warm."