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Tell the kid: "Just a min. Stand over there (behind the line). Here just hold this ball. Now explain what you were saying again."
Kid: "It should be blue ball. I touched it last"
You: "Really I didn't see it." TWEEET "Five Seconds. Blue Ball"
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Coach: Hey ref I'll make sure you can get out of here right after the game!
Me: Thanks, but why the big rush.
Coach: Oh I thought you must have a big date . . .we're not the only ones your planning on F$%&ing tonite are we!
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