Snaqwells wroteI've only had a problem one time at an AAU game, and that was when the parent went out of her way to request our names so she could report us "to AAU."
Stock answer #1: "I'm sorry. We're not allowed to give out our names. It's a rule of the witness protection program."
Stock answer #2: "You'll have to ask our parole officer. He's in the locker room. I can go get him if you like."
Stock answer #3: "I'm Earl Strom. He's Jake O'Donnell."
I never say my name is Skippy Weaselpants. Giving out my real name defeats the purpose.