Coach: C'mon, Ref. He's camping in there. Don't you see the pup tent, the camp fire and the smores? He's been in there since LAST YEAR'S PLAYOFFS! I know you're not blind. You gotta call that. He's killin' us...........
Ref: That's right, another couple of inches closer .... keep coming, an inch at a time....just one more step and you'll be out of the box and .....
Whack! Whack! To the moon, Alice.
I love my job.