Unejection Mechanic

MichaelVA2000

canadaump6 wrote
Can someone please tell me what the standard unejection mechnic is? Thanks.

Here's an "unejection mechanic" just for you. Before the ejected coach leaves the field, ask him to bend over. Now that the coach is bent over, kiss his a$$ and tell him you are sorry and that he can remain in the game.:rolleyes:

briancurtin

canadaump6 wrote
If I say something that is so ridiculously stupid that there is no way I could be serious about it, then it's just comedy. I've joked twice on here; this thread, and the time that I said I used rule 9.10c four or five times a week. It's not that hard to tell when I'm kidding.

the only part of your comedy that made me laugh is the fact that you think these types of posts have any relation to comedy or that they could be considered jokes.

if we wanted unfunny 'jokes' posted on an umpire forum, id ask carlos mencia to post here.

SanDiegoSteve

briancurtin wrote
if we wanted unfunny 'jokes' posted on an umpire forum, id ask carlos mencia to post here.

I thought I was the only one who found Mencia to be very un-funny. Good to see I'm not alone.

jicecone

MichaelVA2000 wrote
Here's an "unejection mechanic" just for you. Before the ejected coach leaves the field, ask him to bend over. Now that the coach is bent over, kiss his a$$ and tell him you are sorry and that he can remain in the game.:rolleyes:

I believe this is also done from the GD stance.

Oh and by the way make sure and get a picture of this and post it, so we can comment on it. This will be helpful in your futre as an umpire, emplyoee, politician etc.

Oh, I'm sorry I was only kidding!

This is actually done from the scissors stance, it is easier to get right into the slot that way.

UmpLarryJohnson

canadaump6 wrote
If I say something that is so ridiculously stupid that there is no way I could be serious about it,

problem is, NOTHING you say goes into this catagory 🙄

theres NOTHING too stupid for YOU to beleive kid

UmpLarryJohnson

Steven Tyler wrote
Says, Larry the Cable Guy...........:rolleyes:

ha! do i atract your ire mr Tyler? im in fair company then 😛

[deleted]

canadaump6 wrote
It's not that hard to tell when I'm kidding.

Errrrrrrr...actually it IS! 😮

Rcichon

Humor such as your last attempt is effective only AFTER you have sufficient experience with which to impress those readers whom do not have you on the /ignore/ list.

HokieUmp

canadaump6 wrote
If I say something that is so ridiculously stupid that there is no way I could be serious about it, then it's just comedy. I've joked twice on here; this thread, and the time that I said I used rule 9.10c four or five times a week. It's not that hard to tell when I'm kidding.

I haven't been on this board that long, but I will say this: knowing when you're kidding? It's not as easy as you might think. It's actually a little scary.

Interested Ump

canadaump6 wrote
Okay guys, I've got a double header tomorrow doing some of the best players in Ontario. This is my first time doing this level, and I'm worried that I might get a bit trigger happy and eject someone before I've really thought it through. I think it would be best to learn the mechanic for unejecting someone, unlike the other time when I just said to the coach "you're back in the game". Can someone please tell me what the standard unejection mechnic is? Thanks.

😀

bob jenkins

canadaump6 wrote
For anyone who thought that I was serious, check my signature. It was a setup, and some of you fell for it.

I note, however, that you don't indicate which part was the "humor." I'm guessing it was the part where you were working a game involving the best players from Ontario.

canadaump6

bob jenkins wrote
I note, however, that you don't indicate which part was the "humor." I'm guessing it was the part where you were working a game involving the best players from Ontario.

Nope that wasn't a joke. http://www.pblo.ca/. I was going to do a doubleheader yesterday, but it got rained out. I drove 35 minutes to the park, found out no one was there, and am not getting a cent for it. They aren't even covering the gas costs. That is not a joke. Any of you guys get jerked around by the league like that?

And yes I am as much a high school umpire as one can be around here. I do a lot of 16-18 year old intercity games, which is just as good as high school would be down in the states, and what am I supposed to call that level of ball? It's not Little League because they are older and they are rep, it's not college, nor university. High school ball is the most accurate description because those guys are in high school.

jicecone

canadaump6 wrote
Nope that wasn't a joke. http://www.pblo.ca/. I was going to do a doubleheader yesterday, but it got rained out. I drove 35 minutes to the park, found out no one was there, and am not getting a cent for it. They aren't even covering the gas costs. That is not a joke. Any of you guys get jerked around by the league like that?.

Nope, that is why all games you do are through the association here.

You don't receive a phone call that the game is cancelled, you get paid by the association.

If you choose to go outside the association, you get what you get.

canadaump6

jicecone wrote
Nope, that is why all games you do are through the association here.

You don't receive a phone call that the game is cancelled, you get paid by the association.

If you choose to go outside the association, you get what you get.

What do you mean by "through the association here"?Well I have to move up and do better levels of ball eventually. I can't just do 12 and under house league stuff all the time. That is very sleazy of them to not pay a cent for gas miledge, but that doesn't mean I can just give up on the league. You're acting as if it's my fault that I didn't get adequetely compensated.

SanDiegoSteve

canadaump6 wrote
And yes I am as much a high school umpire as one can be around here. I do a lot of 16-18 year old intercity games, which is just as good as high school would be down in the states,

I doubt seriously that this "intercity" baseball compares with the top high school baseball programs here in the U.S. The high schools and colleges here provide the vast majority of major league ballplayers.

UmpLarryJohnson

msavakinas wrote
couldnt help but notice the last game of the league was august 5th according to the website... looks like the jokes on canadaump6 now...

o my how EVER will he explain away this one?? 🙄

GarthB

canadaump6 wrote
Nope that wasn't a joke. http://www.pblo.ca/.
And yes I am as much a high school umpire as one can be around here.

Do you work high school (secondary school) games?

canadaump6

I don't umpire actual high school games, but I do umpire the same age level and it's city versus city, so it's equivilent to high school ball. That is the most accurate category I can classify it into.

I don't know why I don't umpire high school ball, I just don't. I'd still consider what I do to be high school ball. Youth is more 13 and under.

bob jenkins

canadaump6 wrote
You're acting as if it's my fault that I didn't get adequetely compensated.

What are the usual procedures in your area?

If someone is supposed to call you, and they don't, then you should be compensated according to the contract (which might not call for any compensation -- and you could try to change this for next season).

If you are supposed to call someone and you didn't, welll ....

If neither, then you should take the initiative and try to reach someone.

JJ

You DID have a contract, didn't you? How about a cell phone? If I wake up and it's raining, and nobody calls me, I call THEM. And your partner - did he drive 35 minutes, too? And did HE have a contract? Where was HIS cell phone?
You get burned ONCE like this and you pay more attention to details like....RAIN....

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