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zebraman

JCrow wrote
Nailed by the Grammar Guy......sigh.........

Phil hits the "fade driver" on short holes......and the "draw driver" on long holes......I might need 4 drivers:

Wild Slice

Duck Hook

Pop-Up

Worm-burner

You forgot your "complete whiff" driver.

M&M Guy

zebraman wrote
You forgot your "complete whiff" driver.

Z

He probably left that one at home; remember, there's a 14-club maximum.

M&M Guy

Dan_ref wrote
I saved even more money but not owning any clubs at all. When I get the urge to pick up the game I go down to the park & spend some time chucking a box of new balls into the lake 1 at a time.

Save a few for the bushes as well. You would be surprised how many get lost in there.

Now Dan, with your "colorful" vocabulary, you would be perfect for golf. 😉

26 Year Gap

And then there is the "grammar guy" driver

http://www.medicus.com/

JCrow

M&M Guy,

May God punish you by having you assigned permanently to 3 & 4 Grade Girls "Tournament" Games with Coach Ramos..........

M&M Guy

JCrow wrote
M&M Guy,

May God punish you by having you assigned permanently to 3 & 4 Grade Girls "Tournament" Games with Coach Ramos..........

THANKS A LOT!

oops, I mean: Thanks A Lot!

WhistlesAndStripes

Dan_ref wrote
I saved even more money but not owning any clubs at all. When I get the urge to pick up the game I go down to the park & spend some time chucking a box of new balls into the lake 1 at a time.

I think I realized the greatest savings of all....I just switched my insurance to Geico!!!

26 Year Gap

Whistles & Stripes wrote
I think I realized the greatest savings of all....I just switched my insurance to Geico!!!

You only saved up to 15%. 😉

WhistlesAndStripes

26 Year Gap wrote
You only saved up to 15%. 😉

Yeah, but with my driving record, that 15% is more then those clubs they're buying. And actually, for me, it was closer to 35%. **** Progressive.

dblref

BktBallRef wrote
How can you swing TWO drivers at one time? :rolleyes:

You have 2 hands don't you?😉

dblref

JCrow wrote
If you wanted to see a True Competition w/o unsportsmanlike coaches and clueless commentators I hope you all saw Lorena Ochoa, Michelle Wie, Natalie Gulbis and Karrie Webb go at eachother at the Nabisco.

When you need an Eagle on the 18th and hole it from 130 yards......that's clutch. Way to go Karrie!

Gulbis is a hell of a competitor, too. Lorena Ochoa takes about 20 minutes to pick a club on evey shot (I would KILL her).... Natalie just stood their chit-chatting with Michell Wie looking like she didn't have a care in the world.

I, myself, shot an extremely respectful 101 on Saturday! Had I carried TWO drivers like Phil is doing.......I might have had a 99. Are you Conspiracy Buffs like me? I think Phil is getting moo-goo bucks from his Endorsement Manufacturer! I can imagine the conversation:

Manufactuer: "Phil...here's the Plan. You carry two drivers all season. Say that it improves your game. Then we'll sell every golfer in America an extra driver!"

Phil: "Jeeez...even Crow isn't stupid enough to fall for that one?"

My son told me that Phil's nickname on the tour is: FIG-JAM. "F", I'm Good - Just Ask Me.😃